30 December 2009

a new bratislavan xmas eve

scene set:  slovakia.  outer bratislava.  cold, but not too cold.  and not snowy.
 xmas eve. 

the varkenfambly decided to stray from the traditional polish fest which i've been doing since i moved out on mine own (7 courses of white.  fishhead soup, opletki, rice pudding, sauerkraut&yellow peas...) well, you get the drift.  i LOVE making it.  even though most of us dislike EATING it, it's one of those traditions that the family (as young as they are, insist upon).  note to mom - i bought some pre-made sauerkraut (a specialty here) AND whole yellow peas.  and i'm gonna make it sometime this holiday season for MYSELF (and, since it's no longer xmas eve, i may even add a little bacon fat)!

anywayze, we decided, since this doesn't seem to be the place for "orphan parties" like we are so used to, to join up w/ the embassy folks (the american embassy this year) to volunteer in/at slovakia's largest homeless shelter (located in outer bratislava).  it's near the airport, FAR, far away from civilisation - the building was deeded from the mayor a few years ago.  i dunno what it once WAS, but it had the feeling of an old airplane hanger - unheated and low-lit as well.

these were some of the 200 or so recipients:



we served soup (sausage and sauerkraut-type goulash) with bread, then fried carpfish and cold potato salad.  followed by donated baked goods (gawd, they looked AMAZING) and tepid tea and coffee.

it was COOOOOLD in there.  and everyone was bundled up.  but the mood was, um, while actually not quite festive, it did seem rather serene. 

on most nights, the shelter charges 50 euro cent to enter and sleep. on xmas eve, a full dinner (served by others- us) was free, as well as the night and breakfast the next morn.  as we drove in (guided by a caravan of cars of volunteers) we were amazed at the line of people walking beside us, along the dark, unlit side roads.  i am amazed we actually found the place at all.  and amazed that so many find the place night after night after night so far away from the center of the city...

first, we were given a "tour" of sorts of the place.  those w/ a alcohol breathalizer content of more than .30 (POINT THREE OH - NOT POINT OH THREE) are immediately put into a separate room from the main populace.  (on a sad note, as we were leaving there was a straggler that hadn't quite made it to the shelter, but our friends managed to move him from the center of the road where he was lying and he was eventually transported in - my guess is directly to the "special" room)

we saw a few other sleeping rooms as well - large room for "married" couples, a room for just the men, and a separate building (where the teeny tiny kitchen lay - the size of an american pantry of sorts) which also  provide housing for the "orphans" as they labeled it.  we didn't see any children on our night - we were told that a competing(!) church had opened its doors and most of the children were probably there.

this was not like any shelter i've seen in america.  and i'm actually at a loss for words to describe our experience accurately.  and we did not take many pictures, just because we didn't feel we should.  but i reallly wanted to type a few things, just for posterity's sake.  i'm quite proud of my varkenchildren, and of the others that decided to give up their warm homes and festive christmas eve celebrations to spend a few hours doing what they could to help.

the kidlets were all put to work immediately, putting together "gift bags" consisting of socks, gloves, deodorant, toothpaste... - bags for MEN and bags for WOMEN.  all tied up in the pretty little blue garbage bags they're holding.  they spent much of their time downstairs in a nice heated room working like busy elves, and then they carried them all upstairs and sorted them out under the tree (yes, there was one).  the woman in charge of the gift bags was quite amazed at how quickly they were able to complete the work, as it normally takes her 5+ hours to do it on her own.  as it was, they were finished w/in an hour.

a few hours later, they were able to distribute all these gifts personally to all the people that were gathered for dinner.  i think it made quite an impression.



xmas eve dinner was a proper "sit down" meal.  meaning all the folks having dinner were served at table.  our line of volunteers were a continual serving machine - moving from row to row after row of tables, making sure that NO ONE was left out. 

most of the embassy folk already have some slovak language skills - they generally get a year's notice (and a year's worth of language lessons prior to their posts), and surprisingly, most of our guests also had some english skills - enough for the thank you's and merry xmas greetings.  surprising, since we were under the impression that most people over the age of 30 only had german as a second language. (as an aside, most of the slovak guests weren't too fond of my german conversational skills)  and our varkenfambly felt rather out of sorts, since we had very little to offer other than the smiles on our faces in lieu of proper christmas greetings.  and the quickly learned words of "are you finished?"  and "can i take that?"

next year we'll have more words.

here are the two girls (varkendaughter and varkenfriend) huddling up by a warm soup pot before serving.  they did a fantastic job of helping out and we are so very proud of them.  not one of them complained about the cold (or the, um, odors). 



although i think they may have snuck a cookie or two...  all are looking forward to a next year's new tradition - at least while we are still in country.

12 December 2009

my camel does not spit...


i know i know, it really doesn't have much to do w/ today's topic, but varkenhusband took such a great picture (or dozen) of the camels, i felt i HAD to include this one. and what better title than the send up to one of the greatest punchlines...



THAT... is not my camel
(but it IS a great picture, eh?)

soooo, anywayze, we went to Schloss hof recently. it's prince eugene's old house. you remember prince eugene, right?

yah. me neither. but if you REALLy wanna know more, you can go here: Schlosshof you can click on the little english button on the side (unless you'd prefer german - since it is austria, n'all)

pretty grounds. and they had a christmas market all set up. lots and lots of schlock, like all of them.

and joseph and mary.

like all of them.



'cept they abandonded poor jesus for a while. just left him there. freezing in all his plasticity.

at least the sheep were keeping a close eye...



of course, they could have been watching joseph and mary on their smoke break, too...






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10 December 2009

strega nona brings a note

unbleebable. the notes just keep coming.  but this one was from the snaggle toothed strega nona herself (she lives in the shack behind my haus - REALLY.. a shack. behind my haus.).  knocked on my window this afternoon.  made me come out to the patio area. 

and then started a stream of conciousness that she expected me to understand. 

pointed at the broom and the shovel and the sunroom and the plants and the plant pots and and and...

and just. kept. talking...

and i didn't understand a single word of it. well, i caught jeden (meaning 1) and dakujem (which is thank you).  but that's it.  i interrupted several times asking if she could speak ANY german.  and she smiled and said yes.  in slovak.  and continued her diatribe. in slovak.  cuz, of course, i ain't got any of THAT yet.  but maybe, just maybe, if she kept talking enough, i WOULD.



and when i got this?  i saw the landlady's name (sort of) on it.  i mean, it was SORT of her name.  and a jumble of other CURSIVE words that i just couldn't make out.

but it seemed SO IMPORTANT.  i was to call the landlady IMMEDIATELY.  (in sign language - we all know the international sign for telephone, right?)

which i didn't.  instead, i gave the note to the varkenhusband to bring to his bidness dinner this evenink (where he dressed in all his shiny suit finery) to ask some one for a quickie translate.

i got a call not 10 minuettes ago. 

landlady's gots mail at strega nona's house.

and all i gots was tasked to bring in the pots and plants before the snow flies (it's still rainy season here).

what's with the notes?  do they all know i can read now? 

wonder what i will be brought next?  certainly doesn't seem to be any welcome wagon gift boxes forthcoming...


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09 December 2009

neighborly neighbors


well, i guess this seyz it all. for the first time since we move here, the doorbell rings. it's been 2 months in this house. 2 months. and, a new doorbell (cuz the old one never worked). not like anyone's been trying to ring it...

but alas! it rings last night. and we think someone is finally coming to say hi and welcome to the neighborhood.



ummmm, turns out?

not so much.

clearly, it's google translate. and it's in 18pt font - just in case we wouldn't be able to read it.

what's a hanging sound device you ask? well, they would be the calming japanese windchimes that we've had for at least 15yrs. 15 yrs in evey place we've lived (but for the hotels). and nary a complaint.

i rather prefer their sound to the constant barking dogs and feral cat fights (even on the NONwindy nights). but, to each his own, right?

not sure what i'm gonna do yet.

sigh....


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